It was November 3rd
and with her Dia de Muertos face paint
which she applied after watching a
Theodore Bradley video,
looking a bit the worse for wear
after having it on for 3 days
because she couldn't find her makeup remover,
Stefani stepped off of the bus from NYC
which was costing her quite a bit of cash
whereas if she had been a resident of Parsippany
she could have just rode to the music studio
on the free transit system but oh no,
she just didn't want to relocate to New Jersey
so therefore had to put out the coins
for a daily bus ride during which
she did look a bit odd that day
wearing the skeleton suit which had been
appropriate attire the day before
though she hadn't time to change,
anyway it was much better than wearing
just slabs of meat which might have been
a bit of a problem what with the
local coyotes and black bears
that roamed Highway 287 that autumn
and as she walked across the parking lot
to the studio there was a small crowd
which had gathered around the storm drain
to smoke and flip their cigarette butts down into
and with no exception
everyone that watched her pass by
opened their mouths and spouted "gag-gag"
though I think they were actually trying
to say something besides
that which was later shortened to "gaga".
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