Monday, August 21, 2017

#DannyGregoryQuotes #3DaysinParsippany #WhereTheLadyGotHerGaga


It was November 3rd 
and with her Dia de Muertos face paint
 which she applied after watching a 
Theodore Bradley video, 
looking a bit the worse for wear 
after having it on for 3 days 
because she couldn't find her makeup remover, 
Stefani stepped off of the bus from NYC 
which was costing her quite a bit of cash 
whereas if she had been a resident of Parsippany
 she could have just rode to the music studio
 on the free transit system but oh no, 
she just didn't want to relocate to New Jersey
 so therefore had to put out the coins
for a daily bus ride during which 
she did look a bit odd that day 
wearing the skeleton suit which had been 
appropriate attire the day before 
though she hadn't time to change, 
anyway it was much better than wearing 
just slabs of meat which might have been 
a bit of a problem what with the 
local coyotes and black bears 
that roamed Highway 287 that autumn 
and as she walked across the parking lot 
to the studio there was a small crowd 
which had gathered around the storm drain 
to smoke and flip their cigarette butts down into 
and with no exception 
everyone that watched her pass by 
opened their mouths and spouted "gag-gag" 
though I think they were actually trying 
to say something besides 
that which was later shortened to "gaga".



For more fun in Parsippany:

https://possumpatty.blogspot.com/2017/07/dannygregoryquotes-3daysinparsippany_30.html



https://possumpatty.blogspot.com/2017/07/dannygregoryquotes-3daysinparsippany.html


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